Recently I realized that, as parents, we participate in and overhear an overwhelming amount of insane exchanges. Here are some of ours:
Daddy: What kind of
dinosaur is that?
Drew: A Tyrranosaurus
Rex.
Daddy: That's
right. And what's this dinosaur?
Drew: A Spiny
Tyrranosaurus.
Daddy: No, that's a
Stegosaurus.
Drew: Woah.
*
Scene: I see Drew climbing up the counter while
wearing his Buzz Lightyear costume.
Me: DREW!
Drew: It's okay. I have super climbing powers.
Olivia: Hey,
Sandy? What if we named the baby
Destiny?
Mitch: That's the
kind of name that means you didn't go to college, Olivia. I know, what if we
name the baby Toby, Sandy?
Olivia: That's the
kind of name you name a dog, Mitchell.
*
Drew: Mommy? Are you awake?
Me: (I say
nothing. I'm not stupid.)
Drew: Mommy? Mommy?!
MOMMY!!
Me: Jesus, Drew! What? !
Drew: Um...do monkeys
wear hats?
And for now...
The End
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